Title: He Said What?
Author: lds
Beta: The always helpful Kerensa, except for the last part which is unbeta'd
Summary: Friendly aliens who are open to sharing technology, what is ther catch?
Word Count: ~4200
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Written For: princessofg
Prompt: 1. Any season, any rating, first-time or est. Rel. 2. Offworld adventure leads to some sort of outing or "busted" event.
Optional Request: Argument or conflict over these events between Our Heroes.
Restriction #1: No gratuitous Sam-bashing. Restriction #2: No cutting or bloodplay.
Notes: I don't know whether I should apologize for my tardiness or for the story because I not sure if it's what you were looking for. My first attempt evolved into a tale that won't be finished till this time next year and didn't want to leave you empty handed.

( story here )

Title: I'm Normal, Please Date Me
Author: lds
Beta: Kerensa, and rilestar, all remaining errors are proudly mine (this story had two rounds of writing)
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Rodney McKay/Evan Lorne
Word Count: ~4900
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Here there be Slash. AU (sorta). Spoilers for "Miller's Crossing"
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary/Author's Notes:Little sister messes around with big brother's love life. Um, I needed access to the internet for Rodney (and better access to Jeannie) so I moved them from Atlantis to SGC. Otherwise canon, up to "Miller's Crossing", well as much as I ever hold to canon.

( I actually tied the title to the story, go me! )

Title: Taking the Secret out of "Secret Santa"
Author: lds
Beta: Kerensa, all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Rodney McKay/Evan Lorne
30 Dates Prompt: 10. Party
100 Moods Prompt 023. Curious
Word Count: ~5300
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Here there be Slash. Preslash, mostly.
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary/Author's Notes: At the party after the gift exchange, Rodney finds out who his Secret Santa was, eventually... Meant to post closer to Christmas, but the holidays got in the way. And it was suppose to be a short sequel to Secret Santas and Why Rodney Doesn't Like Them (formerly The Problem with Secret Santas) but it really got away from me.

( McKay did have to wonder about the average level of intelligence )

Beware Am: busy

Title: Restless in Red Wing (3/3)
Author: lds (aka lazigyrl)
Beta: Kerensa, all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Characters: Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Vala, past Jack/Harry
Word Count: ~3500
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary: The very engaged Daniel becomes fascinated with a man he has never met.
Movie:Sleepless in Seattle
Notes: Wasn't quite happy with the ending, particularly the last paragraph, but rewrites seem to make it worst.


( Part 3 )

Beware Am: awake

Title: Restless in Red Wing (2/3)
Author: lds (aka lazigyrl)
Beta: Kerensa, all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Characters: Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Vala, past Jack/Harry
Word Count: ~2300
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary: The very engaged Daniel becomes fascinated with a man he has never met.
Movie:Sleepless in Seattle

( Part 2 )

Beware Am: cold

Title: Restless in Red Wing (1/3)
Author: lds (aka lazigyrl)
Beta: Kerensa, all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Characters: Jack/Daniel, Daniel/Vala, past Jack/Harry
Word Count: ~2600
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary: The very engaged Daniel becomes fascinated with a man he has never met.
Movie:Sleepless in Seattle, allegedly. Though parts two and three have no resemblance to it.
Notes: This story is actually finished. Part 2 is with my beta now and the final part is sitting on my laptop waiting to be sent to her. Normally I wouldn't post till after it was completely ready but the reel_sg1 deadline is here and I want to at least have something up.

This is an AR where though there are still a few who object to homosexual relationships, they are in the very few. Mostly done to get around the phone call without having to write major fallout.

( Part 1 )

Beware Am: quixotic

Title: Fantasy in Stereo
Author: lds
Beta: Kerensa, all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Rodney McKay/??
100 Moods: 066 Naughty
10/Genre: Table 12/07 Kink
Word Count: ~800
Warnings/Spoilers: Here there be Slash
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary/Author's Notes: A party, a dance, sex. I swore I was only writing one more from the series, this wasn't the one more.

( The story, if you are interested, otherwise don't click )

Beware Am: okay

Title: I Found Treasure, not where I Thought
Author: lds (aka lazigyrl)
Beta: Kerensa, all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Characters: Jack/Daniel, Sam, Teal'c
Word Count: ~4200
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary: A lot of Jack and Daniel, a little Sam and Teal'c and the oddest of aliens. An off-world mission doesn't quite go as planned, but then again, when do they?
For: Karita Wyr karitawyr
Assignment:First Time, Off world; Optional Request: snappy dialogue
Restrictions: #1: no death fic; #2: no excrement or blood during sex, please
Notes: Do to RL issues the originally planned story had to be scaled back significantly. I think the final product still holds together, at least I hope so. The requirements are covered, the requested "snappy dialogue", well there's lots of dialogue. Also, I couldn't think of a title so I stole a line from a Depeche Mode song.


( My first & last ficathon entry )

Title: Impatiens Glandulifera
Author: lds (aka lazigyrl)
Beta: Nancy (aka njc2007), all remaining errors are proudly mine.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Sam Carter, Daniel Jackson, Teal'c, Cameron Mitchell, Vala Mal Doran
Pairing: Baal/Sam, Jack/Daniel (mentioned in passing)
Rating: G
Words: ~1400
Warnings/Spoilers: See pairings.
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary/Author's Notes: So I wrote a sequel to my earlier Baal/Sam tale Impatiens noli-tangere. This one is about the fun the team had with Sam concerning the events of the first story. I honestly have no idea what I am doing here other than trying to be funny. Emphasis on trying.


( The insanity continues )

Title: A Little Misunderstanding
Author: lds (aka lazigyrl)
Beta: Riley - rilestar, all remaining mistakes are proudly mine.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
100 Moods Prompt: #055 Jealous
10/Genre Table/Prompt: 15/05 Misunderstanding
Characters: Rodney McKay/Evan Lorne
Word Count: ~6300
Rating: PG
Warning: Here there be Slash.
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Summary/Author's Notes: For the evil njc2007. Don't like it, complain to her. Life doesn't run smoothly for McKay and Lorne as both misinterpret what is being said (or unsaid).



( Longest thing I wrote outside of NaNo )